Over the weekend we had The Out-of-Town Bride’s Hens Party. It was an EPIC day, filled with champagne spa treatments, pole dancing, silly games, penis straws, a topless waiter, and Guitar Hero’s World Tour.
We danced, and gossiped and giggled and had a fantastic, laxed out day. There were many ridiculous quotes that I shan’t repeat here (I think I’ve almost overdone the ‘penis’ theme) and generally many good times were had. For your viewing pleasure, a selection of photos:
Part of the spa day. We spent the day mostly beside the pool, or getting manicures, pedicures and massages. It was VERY relaxing, and getting pampered is one of those things you could easily get addicted to! (That happens to be The Third Quarter bottom right)
The Pole Dancing class was fantastic! The Instructor was skilled, and my appreciation for Pole Dancing (as an art, mind you) had increased exponentially because that shit is HARD! It’s not easy to convince your body that it should like to suspend itself perpendicular to a pole, and for several days after all my muscles were sore. It’s a fantastic form of exercise!
We also managed to get a Topless Waiter as a surprise for the hen! He was pretty fantastic, he served drinks but also was really sociable and hung out with us, took part in all our games and was awesome at the drums on GH World Tour! He did a great job of setting everyone at ease, and it wasn’t awkward at all!
One of the more tame games we played was the ‘Toilet Paper Wedding Dress’, where each team has 15 minutes to make a wedding dress from toilet paper. It was quite fun, and our topless waiter had no problem being a model. A bit more tricky than I thought it would be. I also managed to buy easily four times more toilet paper than we needed!!
The rest of the night was dedicated to more champagne, silly dressups, Singstar and Guitar Hero’s World Tour. It was an epic, EPIC night filled with many penis straws, many penis cookies, and many many silly moments.
In the very least I had fun. I’m fairly sure the hen did too :)
Tags: The Square, Wedding
